Latvijas katoļu baznīca panākusi viltus kardināla Pujata Twitter konta slēgšanu

Cardinal Pujac dies. He comes to heavens gate and knocks. St. Peter opens. Peter: Hello Sir, what can I do for you? Pujac: I am Cardinal Pujac, I want to get admitted! Peter: Hmmm, Pujac, hmm, sorry, never heard of this name Sir. (looking in his book) I don't have you in my book either. Pujac: But I am Cardinal Pujac! I have to get in! Peter: Hmm, lets see what I can do for you (thinking) We might ring Jesus, he knows a lot. (taking up the phone and dialing) Hi Junior, here is Peter, entrance gate, I have a little problem down here. A "Cardinal Pujac", ever heard of this name? No? Well, thanks anyway, bye. (to Pujac) Well, you heard it Sir, he doesn't know you either. Pujac: But I AM the CARDINAL, Cardinal Pujac, and I have to get in! Peter: Well, lets see, hmmm, we might ring God, he really knows a lot. (smile) (takeing up the phone again and dialing) Hi Boss, Peter here, I have a small problem here, ever heard of someone calling himself Cardinal Pujac? ... Oh, I see, thanks anyway ... By the way, how is Mary? ... Really? ... Well thanks again, bye. (to Pujac) Well, Sir, he doesn't know you either, but we have got a last chance. We might ring the Holy Ghost, he REALLY knows a lot. (takeing up the phone again and dialing) Hi Smokey! Here is Peter from entrance gate, haveing a little problem with someone calling himself Pujac, Cardinal Pujac... Holy Ghost: (from the receiver) PUJAC?! Did you say Pujac, this motherfucking bloody bastard who said such dirty things about Mary and me!?!

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nu pāvests jau pirms īsa laika publiski aicināja ieviest pasaules valdību un pasaules banku.. tā ka laikam Pujats iemēģina savas varēšanas jaunajā pasaules kārtībā :))